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来个超级热笑话~!!

小兔说:“我妈妈叫我小兔兔,好听!”

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小猪说:“我妈妈叫我小猪猪,也好听!”

小狗说:“我妈妈叫我小狗狗,也很好听!”

小鸡说:“你们聊,我先走了!”

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小兔说:“我是兔娘养的!”

小猪说:“我是猪娘养的!”

小鸡说:“我是鸡娘养的!”

小狗说:“你们聊,我先走了!

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0号陪练说:“外人叫我零陪,好听!”

1号陪练说:“外人叫我一陪,也好听!”

2号陪练说:“外人叫我二陪,也很好听!”

3号陪练说:“你们聊,我们先走了!”

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猫对我说:“我是你奶奶的猫,好听!”

狗对我说:“我是你奶奶的狗,也好听!”

鱼对我说:“我是你奶奶的鱼,也很好听!”

熊说:“你们聊,我先走了!”

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浪客说:“人们叫我浪人,好听!”

武士说:“人们叫我武人,也好听!”

高手说:“人们叫我高人,也很好听!”

剑客说:“你们聊,我先走了

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张靓颖说:“崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫颖”

何洁说:“崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫洁”

周笔畅说“崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫畅”

李宇春说:“你们聊,我先走了

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高等数学老师说:这学期我教高数,

大学物理老师说:这学期我教大物,

模拟电子老师说:这学期我教模电,

社会主义经济老师说:你们聊,我先走了。

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北京大学的说:我是北大的。

天津大学的说:我是天大的。

上海大学的说:我是上大的。

厦门大学的说:你们聊,我先走了!

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李宗仁将军说:我这人,有仁!

傅作义将军说:我这人,有义!

左权将军说:我这人,有权!

霍去病将军说:你们聊,我先走了

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美能达的用户说:我们是美人!

佳能的用户说:我们是佳人!

华光的用户说:我们是华人!

尼康的用户说:你们聊,我先走了

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老张家的门是柳木做的,老张说:我家的门是木门

老李家的门是塑料做的,老李说:我家的门是塑门

老王家的门是砖头做的,老王说:我家的门是砖门

老刘家的门是钢做的,老刘说:你们聊,我先走了!

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白色的玉说:我叫白玉。

碧绿色的玉说:我叫碧玉。

红色的玉说:我叫红玉。

杏色的玉说:你们聊,我先走了!

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师范学院的学生说:我是“师院”的

铁道学院的学生说:我是“铁院”的

职业学院的学生说:我是“职院”的

技术学院的学生说:你们聊,我先走了

辩别人民币真假的方法?

准备一百元..对折对折再对折,放在地上踩N下.拿起来,看一下上面的人有没有流鼻血,,如果有流的话是真的.没有流是假的

一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告:「兔子们,虾米们,猪尾巴!不要酱瓜,咸菜太贵啦!!」

(翻译:同志们,乡民们,注意吧!不要讲话,现在开会啦!!)

县长讲完以后,主持人说:「咸菜请香肠酱瓜!」

(翻译:现在请乡长讲话!)

乡长说:「兔子们,今天的饭狗吃了,大家都是大王八!」

(翻译:同志们,今天的饭够吃了,大家都是大碗吧!)

不要酱瓜,我捡个狗屎给你们舔舔...

(翻译:不要讲话,我讲个故事给你们听听..)

上联:风在刮,雨在下,我在等你回电话。下联:为你生,为你死,为你守候一辈子。横批:发错人了。

森林运动会袋鼠、猴子因跳的高受到狮王表扬,熊挨了批不服气地说:我明天要跳过这座桥!狮王:看你熊样还在桥啊桥的呢(你还在瞧啊!)

听说今天太湖里跳出来一只癞蛤蟆被车轧死,我听了一直很担心,马上给你发短信,如果你还活着的话,请回复我!

江湖上知道你武功高强,但你不能骄傲,做到人中有剑,剑中有人,人剑合一,做到了这一点,你就不再是人,是剑人!剑人!剑人!

你看你,美国头,法国腰,印度鼻子,香港脚,人不人,鬼不鬼,只有一个脑袋,两条腿,你看看你,还在看着短信咧着嘴!

红红的太阳蓝蓝的天,农民要看三级片,兴奋地冲进电影院,愤怒的叫喊震翻了天。村长跑来问啥事,农民说“看短信的那人不主演,打死我们也不给钱”。

手心痒吗?那代表我想念你的爱抚;嘴唇痒吗?那代表我想念你的热吻;身上痒吗……那代表你脏死了,还不快去洗澡!

你勤劳得像蜜蜂,漂亮得像蝴蝶,忠诚得像小狗,乖巧得像小猫,憨厚得像老牛,威猛得像老虎,怪不得别人都叫你……禽兽!

人生至古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸?若君不用卫生纸,莫非你是用手指!

是一阵风也罢了,偏偏是这样永恒;是一场梦也罢了,偏偏是如此真实;你低头不语,我却难以平静,终于禁不住要对你说:“放屁先说一声啊!”

如果没有风,云不会动;如果没有水,鱼不能游;如果没有太阳,月亮就不会有光;如果没有你……笨人也就不存在了

早晨我吃不下饭,因为我想你,中午我吃不下饭,因为我更加想你,晚上我吃不下饭,因为我疯狂地想你,夜里我睡不着,因为…………我饿

听说你手机没有短信功能,所以发这条短信试验。如你收到,证实有短信功能并是我的短信,请给我回复:我有了,是你的!

手机响一声,代表我想你;两声,好想你!三声,十分想你!四声,很想很想你;五声--小样,该接电话了吧!

我是一棵孤独的树,千百年来矗立在路旁,寂寞的等待,只为有一天当你从我身边走过时,为你倾倒,砸不扁你就算白活了。

乞丐带着猴子沿街乞讨,他叫猴子笑它就笑,叫猴子哭它就哭,叫猴子作揖它就作揖,叫猴子看短信它就看短信。

那天你参加球赛,只见你一记凌空抽射,守门员还没反应过来,球进了!我们都为你鼓掌欢呼,你爬起来,拍拍屁股说:妈的,地太滑了!

当你拿起镜子,看着自己那圆圆的脸,高高的鼻,迷人的眼,性感的嘴,有福的耳,你会大声的感叹----猪啊!

众水族给老龙王祝寿,席间龟丞相从怀中掏出一物,看了看,又放了回去。龙王忙问:龟丞相又有何事?虾兵蟹将赶紧答道:老王八又收到短信了。

昨夜朋友思无数,想来想去,唯有你最酷,梦里寻你千百度,募染回首,你确扔被栓在人家驴棚深处,残酷!残酷!读完信息息怒!

明天下午有空吗?我想去找你,你到车站接我好吗?不过我怕人多不好认,你把头弄成爆炸式,右手拿木棒,左手端个瓷碗与我联系,接头暗号:行行好吧!

我梦见你了,你用白云做件衣裳,向小鸟借双翅膀,在屁股后插个扫把,然后剑一般得飞到我身旁,深情得告诉我:你知道嘛?鸟人就这模样。

曾以为有更好的,反反复复才发觉,最好的就在身边,就像你。起初对你出现,并不为然,随着时间流逝,才发觉你是最好……欺负的!

我决心为全国人民做3件大事:1给珠穆朗玛峰修电梯2给长城贴瓷砖3给飞机安倒档;做3件小事:1给苍蝇戴手套2给蚊子戴口罩3给你喂点猪饲料。

你到云南西双版纳旅游,途中遇到一群野猪围攻,旅客均掏出食品,金钱,野猪不为所动,你掏出仅有的身份证,群猪跪而痛哭道:老大,我们可找到你了!

你是10足花心的人,且常常与9作乐,8不得家有亿万钱财,长年弃7不顾,成天6达,寻找猎物,5需多问,而4性不改,还3心2意,你1定不是好人。

你长得很有创意,活着是你的勇气,丑并非你的本意,如果没有了你,谁能衬托出世界的美丽!

老虎读了三国之后,去抓野猪,见猪窝无一猪,摸摸胡须说:空城计!转身见兽夹上有一死猪,大惊:苦肉计!忽然又看见了你,大喜:唷嗬,还有美人计啊!

癞蛤蟆追求天鹅,天鹅不屑地说:我要是你长成这样早就去死了!蛤蟆不服:那猪还活得好好的呢?猪听了,觉得委屈:我招谁惹谁了,我只是在看短信!

有一种思念叫魂牵梦绕,有一种爱情叫白头到老,有一种美丽叫花容月貌,有一种约定叫天荒地老,有一种问候叫小猪你好!

我也不想独守,我也好想拥有,走在街上瞅一瞅,俊男美女手牵手,我却左手牵右手,现在别无它求,只想和你出去走走,又怕朋友会说:没事别总溜狗。

一次军事演习,一颗炮弹偏离很远,我被派去查看,发现炮弹在农田爆炸,你站在那里,衣裳褴褛,满眼漆黑,双眼含泪对我说:偷颗白菜犯得着用炮轰嘛!

很怀念当年我们一起散步的日子,春光明媚、鸟语花香。乡亲们都夸你好漂亮好可爱。乡亲们也夸我好聪明好能干,这么小就出来放猪了。

当你个人空虚寂寞时,西瓜也许是你最好的发泄,你可以用刀割它、削它、砍它、劈它,同时你可以高声喊:我杀瓜、我杀瓜、我杀瓜啊!

1“新天后”在宿舍声嘶力竭大唱摇滚:“我要改变,我要大变……”正在看书的“书虫”猛然抬头惊

问:“厕所不是空着吗?”

2学校男女澡堂同走一门,故常有异性同学相遇之事,颇为尴尬。一日,书虫走至门前,恰遇一学妹呈

漉漉之状走出,书虫躲闪不及打招呼曰:“里边人多不?”

3有一次偶和偶朋友一起在餐厅吃饭。我们坐在那里等服务员给我们上饭。过了以 后来一个乞丐端了一

个碗走到偶朋友的背后轻轻的碰了碰他想象他要钱。偶朋友正和偶聊天兴起以为是服务员端饭了,就没

有回头把乞丐手里的饭碗拿了过来往前面一放。我们当时全都楞到那里那个乞丐更是欲哭无泪(打死他

也想不到这个也有人抢饭碗)~~~

4大学时我一哥们儿在校园里遇一美女,一见钟情,每天就魂不守舍的。一天中午我和他外出吃饭时,那

美女正从身边路过,我哥们儿顿时拉着我紧跟在后,见那美女进了一面馆,于是我们也坐了进去。我劝

我哥们:“都大四了,抓紧哪~”于是他鼓足勇气,走上前去,憋红了脸问道:“同学你叫什么?”那美

女楞楞地看着我哥们儿:“我叫牛肉面。”哥们儿当时就傻了,我旁边笑翻了!

5童童问妈妈:“为什么称蒋先生为‘先人’?”妈妈说:“因为‘先人’是对死去的人的称呼。”

童童说:“那对去世的奶奶是不是要叫‘鲜奶’?”

6过去寝室中的一个兄弟,凌晨4点突然坐起大叫一声"快起来,上课迟到了!"然后立刻有两人爬起来穿

衣服。当时我正在玩pc。

7某天晚上吃了我最最讨厌的苦瓜之后说出来的:"XXX(偶妈的名字)你丫的再给我做苦瓜你给我去

死....."当时可能吼的很大吧,睡在另一阁的老妈都听到了,第二天早上她怒气冲冲地把偶审问一

番后......狂K了偶一顿......可以说是吊着打......

8一个同学,白天去骑马,晚上还在兴奋,后来睡着了,我们打牌,过了一会,这人说:驾!驾!驾!驾!

驾!驾!驾!驾!驾!驾!驾!!!!!

9有一同学喜欢一边便便一边吸烟 一次刚从厕所出来 大声对我们说:“啊~~拉着烟 抽着屎 真爽``”

狂晕

10以前回寝室的第一句总是问:“有没有人找电话打我啊...

11一次,和寝室室友斗嘴,他说不赢我,打骂一句“你是我爷爷的儿子!” 全寝室在1秒的安静后狂笑!

12偶小时候一次吃东西吃坏了肚子,第二天给老师写病假条:“老师,我昨天吃坏东西了,肚子不舒

服,早上起来上泻下吐。。。” 寒啊,不知道老师什么感想

13一次跟表妹在家吃饭,不小心倒了汤,面纸都用光了,表妹忙喊“快点,快点,去厕纸拿厕所

14同桌的东西掉地上了,弯下去捡 偶用脚踩之,不料踩中其手 其大怒:“敢踩我脚?!”

15上高中时,课堂纪律混乱,老师一怒之下揪起XXX,说:XXX,你给我站墙上去!~~~~~~~~~~全班暴

寒~~~

16有次外教在大教室讲课时SHOW普通话,本来想给他个面子,夸他普通话说得真标准,可是出口成了你

的标准话说得真普通,寒,人都笑我。

17和MM在卖豆浆油条的小摊前,我喊到:”老板,要一份油浆豆条”.MM暴笑.

18偶高中语文老师上课的时候说:你们这是死猫碰到瞎耗子 结果。。。 满堂爆笑!

19上小学三年级的时候一次同学生日晚上请我们吃饭 我回家后和我妈说:“妈 今天我同学结婚晚上请我

吃饭!“

20餐厅里人巨多,我大声喊:老板,来个没调料的辣椒。。。。 服务员也大声重复道:11桌,加个没

调料的辣椒!!!。。。

21我:那是我们物理老师。。。

同学:教什么的阿?

我:化学。。。

22妈妈出门打麻将之前,跟我说:“你把衣服都放到冰箱里,把菜都捡到洗衣机里面克~~~~~

23一日俺地MM出去买东西! 忽然看到天上飞过一乌鸦嘎嘎的叫!于是从她嘴里崩出一句:“哎呀这青

蛙飞的真低! 晕死我了

24 我总犯这样的错误……因为我话多

初中有一次念课文,是XX在走廊里游荡,我念成了XX在走廊里淫荡……老师脸都红了。

高中的时候和同学出去,学校边上有个中国光大银行,刚开张,所以牌子上还挂着红布……但那布就挂

在了中字上把字挡住了……我就念成了“国光大银行”……同学都笑疯了,几年我都抬不起头啊!

25我们宿舍一个人喝多了要去尿尿然后带出一句冷话:尿喝多了,酒就特别多..

26有次听广播,是个什么导购热线,有个打电话进去,主持人就问他:“您贵姓啊?“

他回答说:“免姓贵王!~~~~~“

27买橘子,老板:一块五一斤。我:太贵了,五块钱三斤吧。老板:不行不行。

28给反应很快的阿婆: 那天您坐在公车上,252司机的紧急刹车,您重心不稳冲了出去,竟问司机:

“找我有什么事情?”

常用普通话日常用语都有哪些?

1、您好!

2、请!

3、对不起。

4、谢谢!

5、再见!

6、您早!

7、晚安!

8、请问您贵姓?

9、请原谅!

10、不用谢!

11、没关系!

12、欢迎您光临!

13、请坐!

14、请喝茶!

15、请多关照!

16、请多指教!

17、谢谢您的合作!

18、对不起,让您久等了。

19、没关系,我刚到。

20、给您添麻烦了。

21、我能为您做什么?

22、您好,请问您需要帮助吗?

23、您走好。

24、请慢走!

25、您好,我是×××(单位名称)×××(姓名),请问您找谁?

26、麻烦您请×××同志接电话。

27、请稍等,我帮您看看他在不在。

28、对不起,您找的人不在。有什么事需要转告吗?

29、对不起,您打错了。

30、我就是,请问您是哪一位?

扩展资料:

1909年清政府将北京官话命名为国语;民国时多次制定标准,1918年北洋政府公布了第一套国家认可的国音注音字母,1923年国语统一筹备会第五次会议决定基于现代中国北方官话的白话文语法和北京话语音制定语音,1932年经国民政府教育部颁布《国音常用字汇》后,确定国语标准;

新中国成立后1953年以北京市、热河省省会(1955年中央裁撤热河省承德划入河北省)承德市滦平县为普通话标准音的主要采集地,制定标准后于1955年向全国推广。2000年,《中华人民共和国国家通用语言文字法》确立了普通话和规范汉字作为国家通用语言文字的法律地位。

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这些英语句子的意思

1What’s your name? I’m …/ My name’s…你叫什么? 我是.../我的名字是....

2How old are you? I’m 11 years old. 你多大了?我11岁了

3Where do you live? I live in Xiamen. 你住在哪里? 我住在厦门

4What’s your favourite colour(book,animal

,fruit ,place)? My favourite colour is blue.

My favourite book is…My favourite animal(fruit,place) is …

你最喜欢的颜色(书籍,动物,水果,地方)是什么?我最喜欢的颜色是蓝色,我最喜欢的书是......我最喜欢的动物(水果,地方)是....

5Kilometers long?)千米有多长?

How old is the Great Wall? 长城有多久的历史?

It’s more than two thousand years old.它有2000多年的历史了

How old is the moon? 月亮存在多久了?

It’s millions of years old. 大概百万年吧

How old is the museum? 这个博物馆有多久的历史了?

It’s two hundred years old.200年了

How high is the clock?这个钟表有多高?

It’s fifty metres high.有50米高

How long is the Nile River? 尼罗河有多长?

It’s about seven thousand kilomres long.大概7000米长

How long is the bridge?这个桥有多长?

It’s one kilomre long. 1000米长

How tall is the building?这个建筑多高?

It’s twenty(ten) metres tall. 20(10)米高

What’s in New York? 在纽约有什么?

There is a Chinatown in New York.那里有一个华人区

What did you see?你看到了什么?

We saw Chinese dancing.我看到中国人民跳舞

Where did you eat?你们在哪里吃饭?

We ate in an American Chinese restaurant.我们在美国的中国餐馆吃饭

Where did you go yesterday?你昨天去哪里了?

We went to Chinatown.我去了华人区

What language did they speak?他们说什么语言?

They spoke Chinese and English.他们说汉语或英语

What does Simon want to do?Simon想干什么?

He wants to visit China and learn Chinese.他想去中国,学汉语

Where did you go yesterday?你昨天去哪里了?

I went to the Ming Tombs. 我去了明墓

What’s in the Ming Tombs?在明墓里有什么?

There were lots of stone animals.有非常多的石头动物

Where did you go yesterday?你昨天去了哪里?

I went to a library.我去了图书馆

What’s in the library?在图书馆里有什么?

There were lots of books about America.那里有很多关于美国的书

What did you do yesterday?你昨天干什么了?

I wrote three emails.我写了3封邮件

How are you in Engand?你在英国怎么样?

I am very happy here in England.我在英国这里很开心

How is your new school?你的心学校怎么样?

My new school is very nice.我的新学校非常漂亮

Who did you write to?你给谁写信?

I wrote to my mum, my grandma,my

friend, Kate.我写信给我的妈妈,奶奶,我的朋友凯特

A:She is American.他是美国人

B:It’s Ruby.他叫ruby

A:He is English.他是英国人

B:He is James.他叫塞姆

A:He lives in China,他住在中国

B:He is Xiaoqiang.他叫小强

A;Did you see a friend?你看见了一个朋友?

B:No,I didn’t.不,我没有

A;Did you do sport?你去做运动了?

B:Yes,I did.是的,我去了

A:Did you go swimming?你去游泳了

B:Yes,I did.是的,我去了

希望可以帮到you。`(*∩_∩*)′

高分求期末英语演讲

How time flies ,It has past half an month since beginning of the summer holiday .

As the weather getting hotter and hotter ,my parent and me go to the seaside .Last week we are go to the Xiamen.It's a beautiful city , bule sky and bule sea .The Xiamen is an island neal the Taiwan .From top of the Riguan rock we can see jinmen island .

We spent a happy day in Xiamen .

时间过的很快,从放暑假到现在已经半个月了.

由于天气越来越热,我们全家一起到海边度假,上星期我们就到了厦门,那是一个很美丽的城市,有蓝天大海,厦门是一个岛屿离台湾岛很近.从日光岩上面还可以看到金门岛.

我们在厦门度过了一个很开心的假期.

我的妈妈

我的妈妈叫XX.她中等体格,中等身高..她不是非常漂亮,但在我心中却很美丽.她爱笑,她同样希望我也笑得灿烂..她很平凡,是一名人民教师.她从小就培养我坚强的品格,教我做人的道理.她给我自由,让我过上幸福的声国,让我拥有了一个快乐的童年.生活中的很多事情,她总是很宽容.

我很感谢她,我永远都不会忘记,在她老的时候,好好照顾她.

My mother人教英语初一翻译法>

My mother is xx.She is of medium build and is of medium height(这是第七单元的最新语法).She isn't very good-looking(用于修饰人,而beautiful大用于修饰物或动物),but I think she is really very pretty(这不仅是漂亮,还有在心里的善良等好性情,也有聪明的意思).She loves laughing(love to do sth.一般表示一段时间类喜欢做的事),and she also hopes I have the same bright smile.She is ordinary,(common虽普遍,但英语中有粗俗的意思,容易引起异议)she's a teacher.She teaches me to be strong and teaches me how to be a true man from my yonth(这里指青年时代).She let me free so I have a lovely life,and I remember I had a lovely childhood,too.She is always very good-tempered.

I am thinkful to her for everything. I will never forget her.

When she is old,I'll take good care of her.

风和太阳(The Wind And The Sun)

One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road. I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”

“We will see about that,” said the sun. “I will let you try first.”

So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak. He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.

“I give up,” said the wind at last. “I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried. He shone as hard as he could. The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.

(有一天风跟太阳说: “看看那个沿着路上走的人.我可以比你快让他把披风脱下来.)

(“我们等着看吧,”太阳说, “我让你先试.)

(因此风尝试让那个人把披风脱下来.他用力地吹,可是那个人把披风拉得更紧.)

(“我放弃了,”风最后说, “我无法让他把披风脱下来.”然后由太阳试试看.他尽可能地晒他.不久,那个人很热就把披风脱下来了.)

第一篇:THE NEWSPAPER 报 纸

Nowadays the newspaper possesses considerable value Everybody should read it. It supplies us with a variety of news every day. It tells us the political situation of the world. If we form the habit of reading the newspaper, we shall (will) get enough knowledge to cope with our circumstances.

现今报纸拥有极大的价值,人人都应该看它。它每天提供我们各种类类的消息。它告诉我们世界政治局势。如果我们养成看报的习惯,我们就能得到足够的知识来因应我们的环境。学生虽然每天须做功课,但他们至少应该匀出一两个小时来看报。哪些,他们不但能增加知识而且也能赶上时代。总而言之,看报对学生很有益处。

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第二篇:MY DAILY LIFE 我的日常生活

Though my daily life is extremely monotonous, I try hard to adapt myself to it. Why? Because I intend to be a good student. I wish to render service to my country.

I get up at six o’clock every day. After I wash my face and brush my teeth, I begin to review my lessons. I go to school at seven o’clock.

After school is over, I return home. We usually have supper at seven o’clock.

Then I begin to do my homework. I want to finish it before I go to bed.

虽然我的日常生活十分单调,但我却竭力设法去适应它。为什么?因为我打算做一个好学生,希望将来为国家服务。

我每天六点起床、洗脸刷牙后,就开始复习功课,七点钟我就去上学。

放学后,我就回家了。我们通常在七点钟吃晚餐,之后我就开始做家庭作业,希望在睡觉前把它做完。

第三篇:A MODEL STUDENT 模范学生

Do you mind being called a bad student? Of course not. So far as I know, everybody intends to be (become) a model student.

However, to be a model student is by no means an easy thing. First, he must do his best to obtain knowledge. A man without sufficient knowledge will not succeed. Secondly, he must remember to improve his health. Only a strong man can do great tasks. Thirdly, he should receive moral education. If his conduct is not good, no one will consider making friends with him.

你价意被称为坏学生吗?当然不。就我所知,每个人都打算做模范学生。

然而,做模范学生却不容易。第一,他必须尽力获得知识(求知)。一个没有足够知识的人是不会成功的。第二,他必须记住促进健康。只有强壮的人才能做大事。第三,他应该接受道德教育。如果他品行不好,没有人会考虑和他交朋友的。

第四篇:HOW TO GET HAPPINESS 如何获得快乐

There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. Without it, life will be empty and meaningless. If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.

First, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.

Secondly, happiness consists in contentment. A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.

无疑的快乐是世界上最宝贵的东西。没有它,人生将是空虚的而且毫无意义的。如果你希望知道如何获得快乐,你须注意下面两点。

健康是快乐的要诀。唯有身体强壮的人才能享受人生的乐趣。

快乐在于知足。一个不满于现状的人终是处在痛苦之中。

第五篇:BOOKS 书籍

As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful things. They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our character. In other words, they are our good teachers and wise friends. This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books.

Reading is a good thing, but we must pay great attention to the choice of books. It is true that we can derive benefits from good books. However, bad books will do us more harm than good.

如众所周知,书籍教我们学习人生,真理,科学以及其它许多有用的东西。它们增加我们的知识,扩大我们的心胸并加强我们的品格。换句话说,它们是我们的良师益友。这是为什么我们的父母终是鼓励我们要多读书的理由。

读书是一好事,但我们必须多加注意书的选择。不错,我们能从好书中获得益处。然而,坏书却对我们有害无益。

第六篇:A TRIP TO THE COUNTRY 乡村游记

One Sunday my mother (Mother) had (made) me take my little young brother to the a trip to the country. She bade me take good care of him.

While we were walking along the road, the sun was shining brightly and the breeze was blowing gently. We saw the beautiful flowers smile (smiling) at us and heard the birds sing (singing) their sweet songs on the trees. The scenery was indeed very pretty (beautiful).

When we felt tired, we returned home. We saw Mother (our mother) wait (waiting) for us at the door.

有一个星期日,我母亲叫我带小弟弟去乡村游历。她吩咐我要好好照料他。

当我们沿着道路行走的时候,太阳灿烂地照耀着,微风轻轻地吹着。我们看见美丽的花儿对我们微笑着,并听见鸟儿在树上唱着悦耳的歌曲,风景实十分美丽。

当我们感觉到疲倦的时候,我们就回家了。我们看见母样正在门口等候我们。

第七篇:BE PATRIOTIC 要爱国

It is the duty of every citizen to make the country rich and powerful (To make the country rich and strong is...). In order to accomplish this object one must be patriotic (love his country). I consider this an unchangeable truth.

How can a student love his country (be patriotic)? I find my answer very simple and clear. He must study hard and store up knowledge so as to serve his (the) country in the future. If every student can do according to what I said, the country will certainly be rich and powerful.

要使国家富强是每个公民的责任。为了达到此目的,必须爱国。我认为这是一条不易的定理。

一个学生如何才能爱国呢?我发觉答复很简单明了。他必须用功读书并积储知识以便将来服务国家。如果每个学生能按照我所说的去做,国家一定会富强。

第八篇:THE VALUE OF TIME 爱惜时光

An English proverb says that time is money. I consider it (this) wrong. Why? Because we all know that we can earn money be work but can not in any way get back time (in anyway). For this reason, we may (can) say that time is more valuable than money.

Many people do not know the value of time. It (this) is indeed a great pity. We must bear (keep) in mind that wasting time is equal to wasting your life.

英国有句谚语说,时间就是金钱。我认为这是不对的。为什么?因为我们大家都知道我们能够用工作赚钱,但无论如何却无法把时间争取回来。基于此种理由,我们可以说时间比钱钱更宝贵。

许多人不知爱惜时光。这确实是可惜的。我们必须记住浪费时间等于浪费生命。

本文的题目叫Love Your Life 热爱生活,希望大家会喜欢这篇英语小短文。

However mean your life is,meet it and live it ;do not shun it and call it hard names.It is not so bad as you are.It looks poorest when you are richest.The fault-finder will find faults in paradise.Love your life,poor as it is.You may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a poor-house.The setting sun is reflected from the windows of the alms-house as brightly as from the rich man's abode;the snow melts before its door as early in the spring.I do not see but a quiet mind may live as contentedly there,and have as cheering thoughts,as in a palace.The town's poor seem to me often to live the most independent lives of any.May be they are simply great enough to receive without misgiving.Most think that they are above being supported by the town;but it often happens that they are not above supporting themselves by dishonest means.which should be more disreputable.Cultivate poverty like a garden herb,like sage.Do not trouble yourself much to get new things,whether clothes or friends,Turn the old,return to them.Things do not change;we change.Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.

英语小短文译文:不论你的生活如何卑贱,你要面对它生活,不要躲避它,更别用恶言咒骂它。它不像你那样坏。你最富有的时候,倒是看似最穷。爱找缺点的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺点。你要爱你的生活,尽管它贫穷。甚至在一个济贫院里,你也还有愉快、高兴、光荣的时候。夕阳反射在济贫院的窗上,像身在富户人家窗上一样光亮;在那门前,积雪同在早春融化。我只看到,一个从容的人,在哪里也像在皇宫中一样,生活得心满意足而富有愉快的思想。城镇中的穷人,我看,倒往往是过着最独立不羁的生活。也许因为他们很伟大,所以受之无愧。大多数人以为他们是超然的,不靠城镇来支援他们;可是事实上他们是往往利用了不正当的手段来对付生活,他们是毫不超脱的,毋宁是不体面的。视贫穷如园中之花而像圣人一样耕植它吧!不要找新的花样,无论是新的朋友或新的衣服,来麻烦你自己。找旧的,回到那里去。万物不变,是我们在变。你的衣服可以卖掉,但要保留你的思想。

第九篇:WHY SHOULD WE STUDY ENGLISH 为什么我们要学英文

If you want to ask me why we should study English, my answer will be simple and clear. Now let me enumerate the reasons one by one in the following.

In the first place, English has become an international language. If you know English, you van make a trip round the world without being misunderstood.

In the second place, most valuable books, newspapers and magazines are written in English. If you wish (hope) to get knowledge, you must learn English.

如果你要问我们为什么我们要学英文。我的答复很简单明了。现在让我来把我的理由一一列举在下面:

英文已成为一种国际语言。如果你通晓它,你可以环游世界不会被人误解。

大多数有价值的书籍,报纸和杂志都是用英文写的。如果你希望获得知识,你必须学习英文。

第十篇:MY BIRTHDAY 我的生日

Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents. Mother prepared a tea party for me. I invited all of them to come and take part in it.

The tea party began at half past six. There were cold drinks and refreshments. We ate, talked and laughed. We felt that we were the happiest men in the world.

Time passed quickly. In a twinkling, the clock on the wall struck nine. We could not but say “Good-bye” to one another.

昨天是我生日,所以有几位我的同班同学送我礼。母亲给我准备一个茶会。我邀请他们都前来参加。

茶会下午六点半开始。有冷饮和点心。我们又吃又谈又笑。我们觉得是世界上最快乐的人。 时间过得很快。转瞬间,墙上的钟敲九点了。我们不得不互道再见。

本文的题目叫Love Your Life 热爱生活,希望大家会喜欢这篇英语小短文。

However mean your life is,meet it and live it ;do not shun it and call it hard names.It is not so bad as you are.It looks poorest when you are richest.The fault-finder will find faults in paradise.Love your life,poor as it is.You may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a poor-house.The setting sun is reflected from the windows of the alms-house as brightly as from the rich man's abode;the snow melts before its door as early in the spring.I do not see but a quiet mind may live as contentedly there,and have as cheering thoughts,as in a palace.The town's poor seem to me often to live the most independent lives of any.May be they are simply great enough to receive without misgiving.Most think that they are above being supported by the town;but it often happens that they are not above supporting themselves by dishonest means.which should be more disreputable.Cultivate poverty like a garden herb,like sage.Do not trouble yourself much to get new things,whether clothes or friends,Turn the old,return to them.Things do not change;we change.Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.

英语小短文译文:不论你的生活如何卑贱,你要面对它生活,不要躲避它,更别用恶言咒骂它。它不像你那样坏。你最富有的时候,倒是看似最穷。爱找缺点的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺点。你要爱你的生活,尽管它贫穷。甚至在一个济贫院里,你也还有愉快、高兴、光荣的时候。夕阳反射在济贫院的窗上,像身在富户人家窗上一样光亮;在那门前,积雪同在早春融化。我只看到,一个从容的人,在哪里也像在皇宫中一样,生活得心满意足而富有愉快的思想。城镇中的穷人,我看,倒往往是过着最独立不羁的生活。也许因为他们很伟大,所以受之无愧。大多数人以为他们是超然的,不靠城镇来支援他们;可是事实上他们是往往利用了不正当的手段来对付生活,他们是毫不超脱的,毋宁是不体面的。视贫穷如园中之花而像圣人一样耕植它吧!不要找新的花样,无论是新的朋友或新的衣服,来麻烦你自己。找旧的,回到那里去。万物不变,是我们在变。你的衣服可以卖掉,但要保留你的思想。


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